DevUpdate #60: Global Assault
December 3, 2021
Welcome to your doom, Sword Master. Very soon, my armies will come to defeat you and every one of your wretched kind. We will strike at you daily, multiple times per day, and across the entire world. We hͮ̐̌҉͙͖͖̼̮̰̭ͅave you outnumbered, and will co̘̣͓̗̳̮̤̲ͭ͋̾͋̒͌̊ntinue to p̣ͫ̇̊ͥ̊ͪͅress the attack until you fall.
First will comḙ̮̲̠͇̟͎̱̎͊ͦ̈̏͋̍ͯ̓ my army, a vast horde of Titan Lords to ravage the l̗͉̞̂̈and. Driving them forward will be my Elite Titans, armored and ready to tear you apart. And they all the harbingers of my return, for I will come͛̊ͣ̆́ͦͦͨ͡͏͖̯̣̮̙͈͡ to personally laugh at the fallen and claim what is rightfully the Dark Lord’s͉̞̝̗̔̏̿̎́̚͘.
I have heard from thos͉̞̝̗̔̏̿̎́̚͘e captured that you will be offered rewards to f͕̙ͩ͊͢ight, event currency and bonuses if you can survive each phase of my assault. However, it’s laughable that you think you can survive. Fi̴͈̗̹͇̮̲̖̖̮ͤ̆̓̾ͯght against us all you want, but you will not live to enjoy your rewards. You see, we have a trump card that you will not expect.
Your special abilities g̱̖̰͙͓̟̗̑͗̒̊ͅranted by your Raid Cards have given you power to defeat Titan Lords in the past, and have rebuffed the advances of the Dark Lord. However, my army is different, and we have developed the ability to purge those filthy cards right out of your h̴̜̼ͥͦ̒̎ͥͦ͐͋̂ands. Raid Cards will be useless against my army, as well as your pitiful bonuses you receive from your morale and loyalty of your clan members. When you fight, you face us alone with not̳̟̱̖̰̩̜̪̮ͪ̑ͤ̃ͤͤͫhing but your taps, your skills, and the knowledge that we will overwhelm you.
T̋ͪ͗̑ͥ͑͒͏̦͕͈̻̰a̧̻͕̩͍̍ͩͅp̧͚̺̲̞̺̻͙̟̾́͌̑ͮ̊̚͜ ̋̃̊ͭͩͥ̀͠͏̘̮̰͍̠O̧̰͇͕̳͔͎̫ͪ̿͗́ͪ́̔̎̌n̪͍ͮ̅ͯ ̨̻̠͉̜̗̉ͮ́t͕͖͉̠͔͍͕̺ͭ́õͯ̆̀͐͏̡͚̰̗̣͇͇̖̼̻g̨͈͎̱̪̹͚͖̙͊͂͊͛̂̚e̺̭͍͚͓̲̥̤͎ͦ̓̽t̷͕̘̗͚̻ͥ̌̂ͬ͑̾͘h̹͕͓̘ͨẽ̗͎͔̣̋ͧͦ̒ͣͤ͟͝ͅr̶̹̳͕̼̣̻̲̍̾͊̚,̴͍͙̳͙̳ͪ̍͐ͥͥͭ͒͠ ̭̮̼̖̾ͦ̀ö͎̺͔̻̻̳̲ͨ̀ͅr̬̳͑͊͒̽̓̔͒̚ ̨̻̩̯̗͍͉̩ͩ̅̇̎ͭ̑f̨̨̛̤̙̳̲̳ͧ͐ͥą̥͈͍̖̫͉̒̈́ͭͥͮ̀͌͑l̶̆́ͫ̅͏̹̞̖͈̘̥̳̦l̡͔̗̬̙͉̤̿ͧ̈̔̾ͫ ̪͎̥̖̓̔͋̃̒a̾̓̊̇҉̶̟̥̟̣̮̲͈͉l̷͈̲͈̜̣̮̗̺̀̓o̺̳̹̥̹ͭͮ̀͠n̰͎͉̗͔̤ͥ̋̉̀̒̽́̚͡ͅe̴̞̫̪͔̣ͤͨ̕ͅ.̛̳̞̰͖ͪͬ̆̓͞ ̷̰̙͉̌͗̈́͆͟T̾̉͟͜҉̰̻ḩ̻͚̝̠̖̰̱̞̍͐è̡̛̜̮͎̭̠͚͝ ̶̻͖̝͓͕̠̇ͦͨ͟͠ĉ͉ͦͩͣ̕͘͠ͅh̞̙̯͈̣͎ͩ̋͒̐̀͌͡͠ö̱͙̩̥̖̌̊̊̚ǐ̪̺͉̌͑͜c̈҉̹̟̣̪̰e̫̝̭͔̥̲̤̓̋͛̈ ̶̘̞̯̻̯̩̗̏ͤ̇̀ͦ͟i͔̋͂ͫ̌͋͠s̖̝͍̤̳ͪ͆͛͟͢ ̨̹̠ͤ͛͜y̳̻̪̭̓ͫͤ̇̌̊̑̅̅ỏ̴̫̙̹̠̟͉ͪ͂͟͠u̢͇̘͕̼̪̺͍̭͛̈́ͣ̔ͤ͊r̼ͤ̇͊̇ͪ̽̍͋ͅs̗̯̪͈̦͊̽͊,͕̬͆̇͒͂̓ͯ̉ͤ ̴̻̪͖̮͛ͯ̌̆ͫ̈ͥb̸̤͎̲̞̲͉͔ͦu̸̦̜̖̗̝̫̰ͫ̆̔̃ͤt̮͎ͧ̈́ͥ̇ ̶̬̙͎̰͕͕ͦͥͪ̚ͅṭ̵͓͇̤͖̱̣̬͐̒͛h̰̞͖̺͎͓̗̼̫͒̋͝eͮ́ͭ̓҉̶̧̮̝̭̤̦ ̭̣̱̺̲͖ͧ͊͐̕͠͞r̵̛͙̪̙̥̦̾ͩ̊ͯ́̾ͪe̖̹̗̠̝ͥ̋͟͝s̸̥̞̟͇̐ͅu̷͇͉͎̳͕ͯ͒́̒͆̐ͧ͌͜l̵̢̗̝̮̏͋͆͟ţ̥͖̼͈̺͓̠̈́̅͑̂͟ ̡̹̠̬͙ͨ̒͗̽̌͂ͫ̀͘͞ẉ̧̛̱̃̐͛̋͐͑̔̎̿̕i̮̭̮̫̘̹̮̤ͫͣ̚͞l̛̝̙̠ͫ̽̏͒ͦͥ̋͂͘l͙͇̣̱̪̟̤̱̦̏̑ͮ̾͢ ̰̘́͂̀͟b̷̰̲̠͖͙͛̐͗͒ͨ̓̏͟e̻͎͊ͦͯ̍ͭ͟͠ ̴̟̱͎̝̂ͦ̎̋t̥̳̞͇̻̻͕͕̐ͮͪ͘h̴͈̜͑͒̄̌ͬe̢̹̪̪͓͈͉̰̅ͫ̾̉ͬ ̵̙̭͚͉̪̩͋̽̀s̳̥͎̗͖͗a̼͆̈͜m͙̬̤̘̜͚̥̊̓ͤ̓̆ͦ́́e̫̗̭̐̊̀.̶̠͍̮͎̏̏
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